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Rumors "Server Outage" (10/13/97)
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While we're on the subject of conspiracy theories, we're all a little nervous here at AtAT. After all, a scant two days after Mac OS Rumors dropped the top-secret bomb that Oracle and UMAX were going head-to-head to buy out/merge with Apple, their site is unreachable due to "continuing server troubles."

Yeah, right. And the incompatible version of Java in the latest Internet Explorer isn't an attempt to derail the platform-independent software movement. The obvious truth is that black-clad Apple ninja forces have disabled MacOS Rumors using sundry nefarious methods. Well, we're ready for them... Just let 'em try to stop us. >;-)

 
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The above scene was taken from the 10/13/97 episode:

October 13, 1997: (Sorry—this was before we started writing intro text for each episode!)

Other scenes from that episode:

  • 80: The M$ing of Apple (10/13/97)   A scant two days after we mentioned an example of the outrageous cost of Microsoft support, Apple goes and declares they are adopting the same model: free web-based support (woo-hoo), free automated phone support (yippee), free phone support for the first 90 days of ownership (huzzah), and $35 a call for phone support thereafter...

  • 81: AOL Cookie "Hoax?" (10/13/97)   Many of you have probably received a copy of that chain email letter going around warning people that AOL 4.0 for Windows is a huge security hole. Predictably, AOL claims that the warning is a hoax. If you were one of the six people on the planet who didn't receive a copy, the letter, ostensibly penned by two former AOL programmers, claimed that there was intentional code in the new software that stores a "cookie" on the user's hard drive...

Or view the entire episode as originally broadcast...
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I'm trying to pretend the last 20 years never happened
I mean, if it worked for Friends, why not?
I came here looking for a receptacle in which to place the cremated remains of my deceased Java applets (think about it)

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