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	Vote Early, Vote Often: The Results

What disappoints you most about the video iPod 1.0?

Total number of votes cast: 62908

It doesn't get Cinemax:
32472 votes, 51.62%

It requires far too much physical effort to cram a DVD into the Dock connector:
4014 votes, 6.38%

You can't stick your face in the screen like with the TV in Videodrome:
4012 votes, 6.38%

Showing home movies on the iPod makes it too easy for viewers to escape:
4704 votes, 7.48%

I can fit 140 hours of TV in my pocket, but it sure is a hassle lugging this couch everywhere I go:
17706 votes, 28.15%



	Final Results Of The Previous Poll

Good lord-- we've been gone for months! What are you still doing here?!

Total number of votes cast: 1728

I thrive on abandonment:
247 votes, 14.29%

I locked my keys in my car:
82 votes, 4.75%

I locked my legs in my car:
224 votes, 12.96%

I'm happy to leave anytime you UNCHAIN ME FROM THIS DANK DUNGEON WALL:
444 votes, 25.69%

I honestly have nowhere else to go (snif):
731 votes, 42.30%



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What disappoints you most about the video iPod 1.0?

It doesn't get Cinemax

It requires far too much physical effort to cram a DVD into the Dock connector

You can't stick your face in the screen like with the TV in Videodrome

Showing home movies on the iPod makes it too easy for viewers to escape

I can fit 140 hours of TV in my pocket, but it sure is a hassle lugging this couch everywhere I go

(62908 votes)

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