You know, a lot of faithful viewers ask us why we aren't begging for donations like every other site on the 'net, and express their desire to give us some moolah as appreciation for the smiles we provide every day without actually buying a t-shirt or whatever. Well, folks, the reason we don't beg for donations is not because we're rolling in dough; on the contrary, we're pretty sure we're teetering on the edge of the Red Ink Sea right about now. No, the reason we don't beg for donations is because we think it's tacky.

On a completely different note, AtAt is proud to present the astounding Karmic InvisiShirt™!

Yes, faithful viewers, this amazing non-corporeal shirt is completely invisible, odorless, weightless, and nonexistent on the physical plane! Since it doesn't exist in the classical sense of the word, there are no shipping costs because there's no shipping! Order one, and it's instantaneously available to your state of mind. As it's completely undetectable to the naked eye, you can wear it over any other garment you choose and no one-- not even yourself-- will notice. Finally, an AtAT shirt you can wear to the office!

The AtAT Karmic InvisiShirt™ never needs washing and never wears out. And the price? Well, that's entirely up to you! The Karmic InvisiShirt™ will provide freedom from the affliction known as Freeloader's Guilt as long as you pay in accordance with your honest estimation of what AtAT is worth to you. And if the potency of your Karmic InvisiShirt™ starts to fade and said guilt begins to return, you can always come back and buy another one! Pretty neat, huh?

We finally did it: just in time for fall, our classic t-shirt logo is now available on a black mock turtleneck, chock full of long-sleevey goodness! Yes, now you, too, can dress like Steve, with added style points for proudly displaying your undying allegiance to AtAT. These are black, pre-shrunk, 100% cotton Fruit of the Loom Lofteez® mock turtlenecks whose fronts are adorned with the AtAT logo, name, and URL. The print quality is every bit as outstanding as with our flagship t-shirts.

The shirt modeled here by AtAT Jobs Wannabe #1 was worn once, slept in, machine-washed, and tumble-dried before being photographed, so you can see these things aren't just going to fall apart or fade. As with all our physical garments, the screening was done by Mirror Image of Pawtucket, RI: still the absolute best in the business when it comes to faithful and lasting reproductions on dark fabrics. If anything, the screening on these new turtlenecks looks even better than on our first few batches of t-shirts.

So let's recap, shall we? You get to 1) dress in the manner of a true tech visionary, 2) keep your arms cozy and warm, and 3) show off your AtAT addiction to the world. How can you possibly go wrong? (Sorry, Reality Distortion Field not included.)

[Note: AtAT recommends that you always wash your turtleneck inside-out in cold water and tumble-dry on low; take care of it and it'll take care of you.]

AtAT's classic t-shirts aren't your typical chintzy lame rags printed up as cheaply as possible to give away at trade shows; our goal with AtAT's first official garments was to produce t-shirts like Apple would make them, if Apple actually sold them instead of chucking them willy-nilly into an Expo crowd. These are black, pre-shrunk, 100% cotton "Heavy" Fruit of the Loom tees (the best, in our opinion-- substantial without being stiff) whose fronts are silkscreened with the AtAT logo, name, and URL. While the design is essentially red and white, we had these printed up with six inks to reproduce the gradients and shadings of our original photorealistic 3D rendering as faithfully as possible.

The design is actually screened on, not transferred, so you needn't worry about it fading much. The first thing we did when we picked up the shirts was wear one, sleep in it, machine-wash it, and tumble-dry it-- and the test subject came through the process beautifully. The screening was done by Mirror Image of Pawtucket, RI, who, for the past ten years, has specialized in the difficult art of faithful and lasting reproduction of photographic images on dark fabrics. Trust us; we're t-shirt connoisseurs, and these guys know their stuff. The amount of detail they managed to retain from our original source image is incredible. You can actually see the grey background lines in our logo show through the red translucent portions, and bend due to the refractive nature of the red glass.

We set out to create the best t-shirt we'd ever own, and we're happy to say that we think we succeeded in that goal. No joke. In our humble opinion, these things rule.

[Note: AtAT recommends that you always wash your t-shirt inside-out in cold water and tumble-dry on low; take care of it and it'll take care of you. The staff's own shirts from over two years ago still look awesome.]

These stickers aren't cheap paper, but durable vinyl-- smooth to apply and built to last. Round and three inches in diameter, they were actually designed to fit nicely on the palmrests of a PowerBook/iBook (yes, even the 12-inchers) without rubbing off due to use. They feature a four-color process version of our classic t-shirt logo design, with our name and URL in red text above and below. Now you can plaster our logo all over everything you own and chicks will dig you. Or hunks. Whichever you prefer. (Stickers now sold singly; actual real-life effect of sticker use on personal sexual magnetism is unknown and unwarranted.)