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		This is definitely a work in progress, and more Help / READ ME documents will be added below as they become necessary and available. Are you confused about something related to AtAT, or is there more information you'd like to see here? Tell us about it!



	Everything You Ever Wanted To Know

Here's what we've got so far:

About AtAT. "So just what the heck is this thing, anyway? Who's behind this travesty of a show? What's AtAT created with? And what's it served from?" Patience, Sparky-- soon it'll all come clear.
What's New in 2: The AtAT 2.0 FAQ. Are you a longtime faithful viewer with questions about AtAT's new architecture? Odds are dozens of people have already asked us those very same questions. Check here for answers.
Our Privacy Policy. Or at least our half-assed attempt at one, sans legal department. We try to clarify what we do and don't do with your personal data. The short version? Your email address is safe with us.
The Cookie FAQ. "Hey, how come you guys are invading my privacy with 'cookies'? What information are they tracking?" What cookies are, why they aren't always evil, what AtAT uses them for, and why ours definitely aren't evil.
Searching Reruns. This is an actual Help file. Syntax rules and helpful examples so you can get the most out of our new searchable Reruns Tape Library. Over four years of drama are at your fingertips if you learn how to work the mojo.
Killing Time With AtAT. "I'm at work, I've watched today's episode, and I'm bored! What are some other fun things I can do at AtAT to waste time on the boss's dime?" Here you go-- several great ways in which AtAT contributes to the corruption of the modern workforce.
How To Advertise on AtAT. Yeah, we hear that puzzled grunt: "Advertising? What's this doing here?" Well, heck, it got you looking at it, right? Advertising is what keeps this show alive, so sponsor us already!



		DISCLAIMER: AtAT is not a news site any more than "Inside Edition" is a "real" news show. We make "Dawson's Creek" look like "60 Minutes." We engage in rampant guesswork, wild speculation, and pure fabrication for the entertainment of our viewers. Sure, everything here is "inspired by actual events," but so was "Amityville II: The Possession." So lighten up. Site best viewed with a sense of humor. AtAT is not responsible for lost or stolen articles. Keep hands inside car at all times. The drinking of beverages while watching AtAT is strongly discouraged; AtAT is not responsible for damage, discomfort, or staining caused by spit-takes or "nosers." Everything you see here that isn't attributed to other parties is copyright ©1997-2005 J. Miller and may not be reproduced or rebroadcast without his explicit consent (or possibly the express written consent of Major League Baseball, but we doubt it).

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